Too many flashing lights.

Two enormous tractors with huge wheels just went through the village with yellow front flashers, like aircraft strobe lights, and rotary-style blinkers each side. Ambulances that used to have one flashing blue light are now lit up like Christmas trees. No self-respecting wide load goes without a police escort and fairy lights. Construction trucks, long loads, dumper trucks, road-sweepers, dustbin lorries, road-menders, every amateur emergency service now has a blinking light on the roof.

Two problems. So many sparkling warnings devalue the currency. They should be reserved for real emergencies, like the ambulances, and not stuck on every truck to give the driver a sense of well-being. It’s fine for AA patrols on the hard shoulder, but some construction sites look like Guy Fawkes nights even when everybody’s parked.

Second. The old Roadcraft manual used to warn police drivers about Red Mist, the sense of urgency that comes with an emergency call. It’s now a Flashing Blue Mist and gets to the adrenalin of any driver, it seems, with an alternating light.

They ought to be rationed. Licensed. Drivers with sparklers should be held to account for every occasion they are switched on. Too many look upon them as a Turn-On.

Poor Adrian Hallmark.

The Jaguar brand director introduced the F-type in Paris against the backdrop of an E-type. Not good. Shows it is impossible to make any car as graceful ever again. Good proportions are incompatible with regulation bumper heights, crush zones, and using as much of an existing platform as you can. Beside an E the F is dumpy and blunt.
I’m sure it will be great to drive, but it is probably just as well I don’t have 55K spare to replace my ageing BMW. I would save myself 10K and buy a Porsche Boxster.
The basic V6 F-type will start at £55,000. The V8 much more. But a 3.4 Boxster S is £45,384 and weighs 1655kg (3648lb). A lot of the Jaguar is aluminium, like the V8 XK at 1635kg (3604.5lb), so they have taken 35cm off the length and 13cm from the wheelbase to lighten it a bit yet it is still 10cm longer than the Porsche. The F-type will have, “A joystick-shaped SportShift selector controlling the eight-speed transmission.” No manual. Porsche at least gives the option, with a six-speed stick shift appropriate for a sports car. There will be three F-types. One a supercharged 3litre V6 with either 340PS or 380PS, and one 5litre supercharged producing 495PS, which will reach 60mph in 4.2 seconds and a top speed of 186mph.
The ordinary 2.7 Boxster is only £37,589, like the bargain basement E-type half a century ago. You used to wonder how Jaguar did it at the price. Now Porsche is the price winner since they have started producing Boxsters in the VW plant at Osnabrück in Lower Saxony. It made the 914 from 1969 to 1976 and 968 from 1991 to 1994, so it knows what it is doing. Osnabrück made the rear end and side components for Stuttgart Boxsters.
So like the cherished E-type, the Boxster has the style and charisma of a classic. Do not sneer at retro - it looks like quite a lot of small splendid mid-engined 20th century Porsche racers and I would love one. Lana Del Rey (above) can sing Burning Desire to the VIP audience at the Musée Rodin in Paris all she likes, but it won’t bring back the exquisite perfection of the E-type.
You can only get perfection in concepts, like Jaguar’s studies of E-type replacements of a dozen years ago. See Dove Publishing's ebook, JAGUAR.

Mercedes-Benz and Brooklands

Motor racing history. Mercedes-Benz World towers cliff-like over a corner on the Campbell Circuit at Brooklands. The circular skid pan fits inside the old Aerodrome Curve of the road circuit, built inside the old banked track in 1936-1937. You can see in the picture below, where the new surface joins the old concrete in the foreground, the line of the historic corner, which continues parallel with the fence line to top centre. Mercedes-Benz allowed hacks to try the latest anti-skid gizmos on the skid-pan the other week, although with minders in the car it wasn’t being very reckless. It showed that you have to do something pretty crass to lose control of a Mercedes even in the slippery wet.
The only surprise was how remote you feel. Electronics now act as fail-safes for drivers who no longer need rely on their own reactions to get out of skiddy trouble. There really was little chance of coming to harm at 20mph. You just slithered to a stop.
Mercedes-Benz World has loops of demo track beside the Campbell Circuit’s long straight on the road circuit laid down in 1936-1937. Brooklands is best known for the 1908 bankings, but a change of regime, competition from Crystal Palace and Donington, and a conviction that road racing was more realistic than the old oval prompted change. The result was 2.25 miles of roadway, 32ft wide on the straights, 40ft on the corners, laid down between the aerodrome and sewage farm. There was a new bridge over the River Wey, pits in ferro-concrete, and a concrete road surface on 6in Expamet mesh. Building was entrusted to the Demolition and Construction Co Ltd and the circuit, which used a portion of the banked track, was opened by Dame Ethel Locke-King on 20 April 1937. SF Edge drove round it in a 1903 Gordon Bennett Napier, now at the National Motor museum, Beaulieu.
Other bits of the Campbell Circuit can still be found. We photographed the E220 Estate (above) on the sharp left-hander, now blanked off where it joined the old Members’ Banking.

Peugeot student safety award

Commendable initiative from Peugeot and the Department of Transport to support a Student Road Safety Award aimed at 11 to 18 year olds. Unsurprisingly Paul Kerr, whose 17 year old son was killed in a traffic accident had to campaign for years to get www.peugeotstudentroadsafetyawards.co.uk up and running. More should be done to get pre-17 year olds safety-aware. I have been long convinced that the best way to do this is to get them behind the wheel. Young driver details a similar notion 25 years ago.


Cool

Mercedes-Benz cool? Apparently it is. I’d always thought it distinguished, high status, the epitome of engineering achievement. But cool? Maybe it’s me. Not absolutely sure what cool is. Asked number one daughter: “Are you trying to hang out with the cool kids?” She identified, “Sock hop Red Bull trendy enjoyed by youff and up-to-the-minute.” Number one not much help.
The Centre for Brand Analysis put 1200 brands in order of innovation, originality, style, authenticity, desirability and uniqueness - or cool - and Mercedes-Benz is delighted at coming 16th. Aston Martin was third coolest after Apple and YouTube. Rob Halloway of Mercedes-Benz came to the rescue: "Coolness is in the perception of others. Cool things have a certain style, elegance and swagger. Cool people have these and cool brands blend a timeless quality with absolute topicality. It sounds like an oxymoron, but that’s what makes cool “cool”. Like style over fashion, cool endures where trendiness tends to be transient.”
Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG GT Official F1™ Safety Car saw a lot of action in Singapore

So that’s OK then. Other coolies were Twitter, Google, BBC iPlayer, Glastonbury, Virgin Atlantic, Bang & Olufsen, Liberty, Sony, Bose, Häagen-Dazs, Selfridges, Ben & Jerrys, Mercedes-Benz, Vogue, Skype, Nike and Niko. Liberty? Selfridges? All those ice-creams? I suppose they have to keep cool. Vogue? I will keep Mercedes distinguished, high status etc., and remember 1950s motor racing when it was über alles, 30 years before Vorsprung durch Technik. Now it is only a front runner by virtue of supplying Mclaren with engines. Red Bull Renault leads the constructors (297). McLaren Mercedes (261), Ferrari (245), Lotus-Renault (231), works Mercedes-Benz (136). That’s not cool.
Sebastian Vettel takes second successive Singapore Grand Prix for Red Bull Renault

Dr Rudolph Diesel

Did the Kaiser kill Dr Diesel?
In September 1913 Rover sent one of its test drivers on a confidential mission. Young Dudley Noble was summoned to take a new 12 HP Rover car to Harwich and meet the celebrated Dr Rudolph Diesel off the overnight ferry.
Noble later became head of Rover publicity and, as a career journalist in the 1950s, was a founding father of the Guild of Motoring Writers. He had photographs of Dr Diesel, a letter of introduction, and instructions to bring him to Coventry as soon as he disembarked.
Noble waited in the cold grey light of an autumn dawn, at the exit from the Harwich customs shed, in vain. Dr Diesel had been on the cross-Channel packet “SS Dresden’s” passenger list, but there was no sign of him. His cabin was empty, his bed had not been slept in and he was presumed lost overboard, together with a dispatch case he had when he boarded the ship in Antwerp.
Mystery still surrounds the fate of the man (left) who lent his name to the only real challenger the spark-ignition petrol engine ever had. Some sort of nervous collapse was talked about, but whether he was pushed or fell remains uncertain.
In 1913 small high-speed diesel engines for cars were still a long way off. Dr Diesel had not been first with engines that relied on the heat generated by compression to ignite the fuel. In 1824 Nicholas Leonard Sadi Carnot - the son of Napoleon’s chief of staff the mathematician Lazare Carnot - laid down its principles in the course of devising the mathematical foundation of thermodynamics. He provided a detailed description of the ideal heat engine but never made one.
In 1890 Herbert Ackroyd Stuart patented an oil-fired engine, which was produced by Richard Hornsby & Sons of Grantham, Lincolnshire. One was sold to Newport Sanitary Authority, but the compression ratio was too low for it to be started from cold, and it needed a heat poultice to get it going.
Another Hornsby-Ackroyd Patent Safety Oil Traction engine was sold in 1897 to Hugh Fortescue Locke-King, builder of the Brooklands race track near Weybridge, probably for use as a generator. But although Hornsby advertised four sizes of engine, between 16 and 30 horse power, no more seem to have been sold.
Yet in at least one respect Ackroyd’s engine was closer to the modern compression ignition engine than Diesel’s 1892 patent. It injected fuel into the cylinders by means of a plunger pump. Diesel relied instead on a high-pressure jet of air, a system whose shortcomings frustrated him for the rest of his life.
He once said, “Inventing is the process of sorting one good basic idea out of a multitude of mistakes, and pursuing it through a series of failures and compromises, to practical success.”
The most serious of his failures was inability to manufacture an efficient fuel injection pump. Disheartened, he even contemplated abandoning his rational principle, and applying spark ignition. It was not until ten years after Dr Diesel’s death that Robert Bosch developed a high pressure supply pump, with injectors, to atomise the fuel into a fine mist. It could then be introduced into the cylinders at the right time, opening the way to small, efficient, high speed engines of the sort Diesel was hoping to discuss with Rover in 1913.
Born in Paris in 1858 of a French mother and German father, solitary taciturn Rudolf Diesel had a difficult childhood. He graduated from technical high school at the age of twelve just as the Franco-Prussian war sent the family fleeing to London.
When he returned to France, Diesel attended the Conservatoire des Arts et Metiers, until 1878 when he moved to the Augsburg Technical High school near Munich. Ironically, for the creator of one of the world’s notable heat engines, he studied under Carl von Linde, a pioneer of refrigeration technology.
In his capacity as sales manager for the Linde Ice-Making Company, Diesel’s scrutiny of compression machinery led him to take a fresh look at Carnot’s Napoleonic theories. Diesel took out his first patent on 28 February 1892 and the following year produced a paper,”The Theory and Construction of a Rational Heat Motor”. He also engaged the help of Krupp and the Maschinenfabrik Augsburg (later MAN the truck manufacturer) to provide financial backing and a workshop.
One of his first engines exploded with such violence that it nearly killed him. Undeterred, he took out an improved patent in August 1893, which included his troublesome air-jet injection system, then embarked on a four year research programme. It was only in 1908, thanks to work by a British engineer James McKechnie, that injection pumps were made capable of delivering fuel at a pressure of 50 atmospheres.
In the course of developing his “rational heat engine”, Diesel tried ammonia gas, then coal as fuel. There was still no industrial complex to import oil; the most popular fuel was coal gas on which the early internal combustion engines of Otto and Lenoir relied. Maybach effectively invented the carburettor only by applying a petrol-soaked rag to the intake of a gas engine. Diesel’s experiments with liquified coal were encouraged by Krupp as a means of by-passing the gasworks.
Diesel’s engine was capable of burning oil more or less as it came out of the well; Maybach’s petrol engine demanded refined spirit. Diesel’s conviction that the best way to ignite the mixture by compressing it was sound, and although he never really solved the problem of getting the fuel in properly, he improved the engine’s efficiency sufficiently to make it a working proposition.
Diesel’s pioneering work ensured that it was his name, and not Ackroyd Stuart’s or even Carnot’s that became enshrined in automotive history. By 1897 he was able to dispose of the American rights for his engine, to the German-American brewer Adolphus Busch, for a million marks ($250,000). Some say that Diesel worked himself to exhaustion, and from then on, his mind began to go. Busch was slow to make much of his investment although one engine was built by the St Louis Iron & Marine works, and in 1898 was installed in the Anheuser Busch Brewery, in St Louis, Missouri.
Fuel injection on large diesel engines did not present the same problems of miniaturisation, and it was soon apparent that besides power generation on land, there were useful applications for diesel engines at sea, particularly in submarines.
Electric motors were the only practical motive power for a submarine submerged. Anything else produced heat, fumes, and exhaust gas. Petrol engines were used to charge up the batteries and propel the vessel on the surface and by 1905 a U-boat could do 11 knots or up to 9 knots under water. But in February 1906 one of the German fleet was destroyed by fire when refuelling. Diesel was the answer. The fuel had a lower flash-point than petrol, less was lost through evaporation, it was more economical, and the submarine had a longer range. By the time U19 was laid down in 1911, it was equipped with two strong diesels.
In 1906 the French navy commissioned the diesel-engined underwater-craft Opale and Emeraude, in 1907 the Russians completed the first diesel-engined oil tanker, and in May 1908 Britain’s first diesel submarine the D.1 was launched at Barrow. Soon the First Lord of the Admiralty, Winston Chuchill (right), set off in a diesel submarine from Portsmouth.
With an eye on the menacing nature of the German fleet, Churchill was eager to match its submarine-building programme. Alas he found, “... great technical difficulties, and the delays of the contractors vexatious in the extreme.”
Dr Diesel’s engine was accordingly of great strategic importance. It is possible that the Kaiser’s government might have been less than happy at the prospect of him sharing secrets with the British Admiralty. It is equally possible that Diesel’s disappearance in the Channel could have had something to do with the Krupp shipyard’s new-found interest in exporting U-boat technology. With Diesel on the loose, Churchill might get the help he needed more or less free.
Jane’s Fighting Ships of 1914 contained an advertisement featuring a submarine Krupp built for the Italian navy, which looked like an invitation to meet the technical difficulties, and replace the contractors that so worried Mr Churchill.
We shall never know whether it was cloak and dagger work by the Kaiser’s secret service, industrial espionage on a grand scale, a depressive mood following another failure of his fuel injectors, or merely the heaving deck of a cross-Channel packet-boat that deprived the world of Rudolph Diesel. Yet to survive as an internationally recognised generic term is some sort of lasting tribute.

The Times: Diesel special report 29 April 1992, reproduced in Eric Dymock on Cars 1992.